Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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