:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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