does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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