We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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