I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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