I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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