Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
try to milk me bitch
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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