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  He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero

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  I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.

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• Would you set my ex on fire too??

  Submitted by jltc on Jun 18, 12 at 4:40pm

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• Omfg get mine too.

  Submitted by italiana on Jun 18, 12 at 4:55pm

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• "Dracarys!!"

  Submitted by bewbz_n_laserz on Jun 18, 12 at 5:10pm

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  • Extra points for the game of thrones reference.

    Submitted by HailCaeser on Jun 18, 12 at 9:44pm

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• burninating the villages

  Submitted by naughtybody21 on Jun 19, 12 at 3:28am

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  • burninating all the peoples in their thatched roof cottages!

    Submitted by james_gatz on Jun 23, 12 at 10:02am

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• So is OP a homo and he's now dating a flamer

  Submitted by ramblinman on Jun 18, 12 at 6:18pm

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• TROGDOR!!!

  Submitted by PirkDiggler on Jun 18, 12 at 9:19pm

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• Never set your ex on fire, it only will annoy him. You're sure to make the douche perspire, rather than to destroy him. Likewise do not ignite the cat, iguana, parrot, or the rat. And never set your ex on fire. (with apologies to Frank Hayes)

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 19, 12 at 12:04am

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• I doubt those burns compare to how much it burns when they pee after dating you.

  Submitted by TheRedderBaron on Jun 19, 12 at 10:55am

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• Now you know what's gonna happen to you when you break up with this guy!

  Submitted by ! on Jun 19, 12 at 4:20am

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• So lame.

  Submitted by JJdoggie on Jun 18, 12 at 3:11pm

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• don't dump this guy he'll most likely set you on fire

  Submitted by overrun21 on Jun 19, 12 at 9:43pm

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  • ooooh good point. Run OP run!

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 20, 12 at 3:06am

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• Keep it classy alton

  Submitted by PHD1026 on Jun 18, 12 at 10:30pm

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• "When there's nothing left to do, sometimes you have to set yourself on fire" - Your Ex-Lover Is Dead by Stars.

  Submitted by juunebug on Jun 19, 12 at 4:07am

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