new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I could fuck to npr.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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