Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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