I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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