...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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