i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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