I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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