Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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