is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
another moral hangover. fuck.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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