I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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