Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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