i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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