I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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