apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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