Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
