Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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