they need to just BURY HIM!
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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