wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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