just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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