I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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