You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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