Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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