you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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