why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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