barbara walters just said penis...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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