You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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