did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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