Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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