I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
where are my pants?
in the oven.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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