new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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