Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
