you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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