I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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