windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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