So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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