Say something about gay babies.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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