please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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