I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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