so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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