a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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