ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize