I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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