why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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