You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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