Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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