Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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