Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
