...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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