Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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