I don't think brook has ever known best
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
